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Ozzák, where did you get these?
I got them from a nice man yesterday in front of the savings bank.
Not the one that got robbed.
But it wasn't him.
He said he was already calling the police.
So I saved him the phone call.
And what did you get them for?
I let him stay at our place overnight.
I was wondering why you made an even bigger mess by the fridge than usual.
Oh hey, and a five hundred went missing from her wallet.
Yeah, I took that.
I need to buy a new bedsheet.
You know, he had some really wild sleep.
Yeah.
So why don't you buy it with your own money?
Because a thousand went missing from me.
Look, bro.
These drums can't stay here.
So take them home.
Cool, bro, I'll put them in the living room.
Excellent spot.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now that I think about it.
Let's leave them here, yeah?
What do you say, Marcelka?
As long as Ozzák doesn't play during work hours, I have no objections.
I really think he likes you.
When Kometa sent you to wipe the board?
When any girl goes to wipe the board, everyone stares, Saša.
But not every girl wipes it in her bra.
And in the locker room, when he let you go ahead of him, he was looking at you with those blue eyes of his.
Oh man, I wish I knew what it's like when someone is interested in you, when they notice you.
You don't even know what you've got.
What do I have?
Peace.
You don't walk around all winter with snow down your neck.
Your butt isn't covered in bruises from pinching.
When was the last time someone stuck gum in your hair?
Never, nobody.
Well, see, nobody stares at your cleavage wherever you go.
At school, on the street, at home.
Let's test it.
Call your brother.
Are you going to bang on those drums every time someone wants to buy a Pavel Vítek album?
Sorry, Marcelka, my ears are ringing.
What did you say?
Whether those drums...
I still can't hear you.
What do I owe?
Lexa.
What?
Look me in the eyes.
See, I'm invisible to him too.
Lexa.
What is it?
Look me in the eyes.
Let's raise the stakes.
Lexa.
Lexa, what do I have in my hand?
Which one?
Right.
I don't know.
Lexa.
Don't bother me now.
Alright, let's step it up.
Hey, you've got a new PDA, where did you get it?
Borrowed it.
Watch the PDA.
Where is he looking now?
At your butt.
See what you're spared from?
Boobs, butt, boobs, PDA, boobs, butt.
Say that one more time.
Tomáš, you have to talk some sense into Ozzák.
He's been playing the drums all day and scaring away all our customers.
Ozzák, is that true?
No.
I haven't sat behind the drums at all today.
Then what's this?
Ozzák, here you are in a photo behind the drums, playing them.
I'm playing, sure.
Can you hear anything?
It's a video, press play.
Fine, so I was playing.
But only to protect the store.
Protect it from what?
From making money?
Bro, what's your deal?
Do you want to make money here, or do you want tasteless idiots coming in?
I want to make money.
Well there you go!
What are you saying, bro, wake up!
Why should he wake up?
You're the one acting crazy.
I'm acting perfectly normal.
Perfectly normal.
Yeah.
One customer wanted the Elán album "What Keeps Me Afloat."
And he squirted him with a plastic gun.
That is of course completely untrue.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Then what is this?
That's not for water.
Bro, what are you doing?
Be responsible.
What if someone comes in?
Responsible?
Yeah.
And spraying customers, that's responsible?
He wanted water, he got it.
Fine, so if someone wanted "Fire, Water, Wind" by Dalibor Janda, would you set him on fire, douse him, and aim a fan at him?
Everyone's got their methods.
That's enough.
There will be no experimenting here, there will be normal selling.
Marcelka, from now on I officially appoint you head of sales.
And you will obey Marcelka to the letter.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
And there will be no playing the drums here.
I'm not playing, I want to practice.
There will be no practicing either.
Then I quit.
Ivuška.
What'll you give me for a sword?
Marcelka gave me these.
We used to sell them ages ago.
Zoran's friend made a fortune on them in Croatia.
And what band is this?
These are motivational CDs.
Be Successful in Life.
Stop Smoking.
Seems pretty harmless.
Stop Smoking Two.
Get Over Your Addiction to Motivational CDs.
Ministry of Health Warning.
Motivational CDs may seriously damage your mental health.
Let's try it.
You trust the Minister of Health?
No.
Discover Your Better Self.
Welcome to this motivational CD that will help you discover your better self.
Nonsense.
Tune into my voice and relax your body.
Rubbish.
Now close your eyes.
I don't give a damn.
Fall asleep.
Feel the vibrations of my voice and surrender to them.
Now we will descend into your subconscious and gradually unblock all your chakras.
It looks like it's actually working on him.
Ozzák is right, it's nonsense.
He stopped breathing.
Don't tell me we're going to have to listen to the whole thing.
Ivuška, as far as I'm concerned, I'm definitely not going to listen.
You will now wake up.
And your new life will begin.
So Ozzák didn't lock up again last night.
I might as well have invited the burglars in.
Don't say that twice.
But last night he apparently invited an angel.
What do you mean?
His bed was made and someone aired out the room.
Well that's a mystery.
Dear bro, I really want to apologize for yesterday.
Although first I should apologize to the ladies.
Marcelka, please forgive my behavior yesterday.
And if it's at all possible, I'd like to take back my resignation.
What happened to you?
Where did you sleep?
I slept at home, in my own bed.
I was thinking almost the entire night.
And then I got up early this morning and made you coffee and some breakfast.
So now just go next door, you can have breakfast.
Go on, before it gets cold.
Well.
Welcome, Mr. Ozzák.
What about our tough guys' greeting?
You know, my boy, there are more important things in the world than repeating empty rituals.
But you taught me that greeting.
Perhaps it would be better if you called me Mr. Pacovský.
And instead of pestering me, you should be thinking about important things.
Like studies, career, creating value.
But...
I came to get a Citrón CD and I wanted to ask if I could play the drums sometimes.
Wanting to learn to play a musical instrument is commendable, but rather than listening to Citrón, you should be listening to more demanding CDs now.
You think I'm ready for doom metal?
Discover Your Better Self.
For starters.
This is really serious.
Said Lexa to my cleavage.
I lost a friend.
Your teddy bear Béďa went missing?
No, I found him under the bed.
Well, I never had any teddy bear Béďa and especially not in bed.
I lost Ozzák.
Oh, he probably just got held up at the pub.
He had a fight with Marcelka and dad yesterday.
It'll be fine.
You can go back to your teddy bear.
Ozzák is in the store, but he's cleaning.
He talks about career and values and gave me this instead of Citrón.
And I think it wouldn't hurt you to think about yourself.
And what's on that CD?
Maybe it's not such a bad idea.
He's not Ozzák anymore.
He says I should call him Mr. Pacovský.
Lexa, will you lend me that CD?
Saša, don't be silly.
You can hear what it did to Ozzák.
That CD can damage your mental health.
Let Lexa try it.
Why me?
Because with you there's nothing left to damage.
Oh right.
I really think it's totally pointless to go to a restaurant when I've got food cooked at home.
Right, here we have two goulashes.
And one pork knuckle for Ozzák, it's an appetizer.
Beer's coming right up.
Wait a moment!
I ordered salmon with vegetables and still water.
You and your jokes.
The pork hash will be ready in a minute, just the way you like it.
I demand my order!
Listen bro, order something else, a knuckle and hash are all they've ever had here.
Your constant ignoring is really getting on my nerves.
Ozzák, what's wrong with you?
And don't call me Ozzák.
I'm František.
Excuse me.
What, did he say František?
Oh right, actually.
That is his first name after all.
Did something happen to him?
Yesterday he was here with some girl and they were discussing the embodiment of solitude in Tarkovsky's work.
Then he paid for her.
And for himself.
That's really weird.
Weird or not, he's selling at the store, not playing the drums.
He cleans at home.
Revenue is up.
Well, just watch out.
I knew a guy who started selling Bibles and within a year shot his entire family.
Here we have that Petr Muk album, madam, there you go.
And one Martin Maxa for the aspiring bodybuilder.
Of course we have it, look.
There, that's your baby.
Good afternoon.
I hope I'm not disturbing you, Mr. Pacovský.
Not at all, Alexandra.
I'm just reading here that a new hydrating aftershave lotion just appeared on the market.
Do you have any experience with it?
Let me see.
Not yet, although I naturally realize that appearance is part of social interaction.
Lately I've also been thinking about whether I should freshen up my hairstyle.
That would certainly not be a bad idea.
If I may insert myself into your discussion, gentlemen...
But of course, you're always welcome in our discussions.
I'd like to enrich the interior of my soul and that's why I've decided to study classical Latin and Greek.
Oh, excellent!
That way one can far better understand the foundations of European culture.
It's an undeniable advantage when studying medicine and the humanities.
Yes.
I'm also thinking about expanding my education.
Study itself is a beautiful thing, but without a diploma one can hardly make it on the job market nowadays.
And I'd like to take care of my brother and his daughter one day.
Gentlemen, have you already noticed the Impressionist exhibition at the Prague Castle Picture Gallery?
I haven't heard about that yet.
I have, and apparently there are works on display never before seen in the Czech Republic.
If you wouldn't mind, we could visit it together, the three of us.
But of course.
Naturally, I've even already bought the catalogue.
My husband unfortunately doesn't appreciate the Impressionists, he confuses them with dentists and he's afraid of those.
Hey, good day.
Hi, Iva.
Lexa, look me in the eyes.
But I am looking you in the eyes.
You're looking me in the eyes?
And you didn't even notice what I'm wearing?
I noticed.
I must say, today's youth fashion really frightens me.
In some cases it's genuinely a health concern.
How are your kidneys, Iva?
Yeah, you've got a point.
There's a bit of a draft on my kidneys.
Especially when I stretch like this.
Lexa, you're still looking me in the eyes.
Marcelka, I must say that those motivational recordings really work.
Yes.
Ozzák, I mean František, has surpassed you in sales.
Marcelka, I hope this announcement hasn't unsettled you.
That I'd be better at sales is expected, though a completely secondary matter.
What matters most is the prosperity of the store as a whole, right?
Certainly.
Your success has rattled me.
Actually, pleased me.
I hat...
That is, I don't envy you in the slightest.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Things are really happening around here.
Tomáš, where is that box with the motivational CDs?
I truly appreciate that you got up early on a Sunday and so I've prepared you a hearty breakfast.
There.
What time is it?
6:30.
6:30?
But of course, how best to celebrate a holiday?
By working.
I've already gotten some done.
I baked those rolls during the night.
Oh, Ivuška, please, when you wake up, clean the oven because the cheese splattered a bit.
Where am I?
In a long-neglected household, but we'll fix that together soon.
6:30, right.
František, I mean...
František, are you telling me you dragged us out of bed on a Sunday morning at 6:30?
Dear bro, I didn't drag anyone, I nicely carried you in here.
Oh, and I wrote you a list of chores just in case, there's quite a lot.
Vacuum, take out the trash, dust, go shopping, do the laundry, go to the post office, wash the dishes, iron.
You're crazy, we can't get all that done.
That's exactly why I woke you up so early.
Right, on the napkin.
You can't do this.
This is no way for a lady to behave.
We have customers coming in.
Ozzák?
You haven't even properly greeted me and you're already slapping me with your petit-bourgeois prejudices.
Look, customers are our common interest, right?
When they feel comfortable here, they'll keep coming back.
Any disharmony can, however, drive them away forever.
Shove your philharmonic into a stiff drink, what good is all that uptightness of yours.
You don't know squat about life anyway.
But I understand you, I do, I was the same way not long ago.
That CD is a miracle!
It should be given to everyone for free so that people finally open their eyes.
We'd be broke in no time.
Man, wake up.
Life isn't about order, money and personal hygiene.
Order means stress and stomach ulcers.
You've got to live here, even if it kills you.
Stop that, you're messing everything up now.
Randomly, randomly.
That's the right attitude.
No, I told you.
We need to have everything in perfect condition here.
Yeah, I know what'll keep me going.
In perfect condition.
Wipe it up.
Good day.
Rock and roll, or your life.
Excuse me?
I'm sorry, my colleague is a bit overworked.
She's suffered a great loss recently.
Poor thing, what happened to her?
She's no longer the top salesperson.
Alright, but can I do something else for you?
Yes, I'd like the new Sami Isi album for my granddaughter.
Good choice.
Marcelka!
Are you making all that racket just because this lady wanted a Sami Isi album?
No.
From here it looked that way.
Even if I wanted Al Amery, I'd drum too.
Tomáš, you have to talk to the head of sales.
She's been banging the drums all day and scaring our customers.
That's not true.
Ozzák doesn't have a phone, he can't prove it, and I haven't even gone near the drums.
Marcelka, you're sitting behind the drums.
And that's not all!
She was even giving customers electric shocks!
They wanted Electric Light Orchestra!
Fine, and if they wanted "Fire, Water, Wind" by Dalibor Janda, would you set him on fire, douse him, and aim a fan at him?
He said, but I already said that.
But it's a very good argument, I also used it.
In vain!
She scorched me with an LED lamp!
Marcelka, effective immediately, I'm appointing František here as head of sales.
Thank you, Mr. Owner.
May I now fire the former head of sales?
Capitalist!
Keep your insults to yourself!
Marcelka, it can't go on like this!
Tomáš, you're laced up tight as shoelaces!
Loosen up!
Listen to that CD too!
Discover Your Worse Self?
It must be a bad translation, from Croatian, I actually feel way better after listening to it!
Marcelka, there will be no playing drums here during work hours!
Working classes, I'm calling a strike.
Are you in, Ozzák?
No, I'm a strikebreaker by conviction.
For God's sake, there will be no strike here.
CDs will be sold here normally and above all, no drums will be played here.
Screw it, this world isn't made for a sober person.
Move it, nerd.
Good day, Mr. Pacovský.
So I ended up applying to the Young Conservatives after all.
Let's play a CD for ourselves too.
We'll be completely different, we'll do different things than now.
You already got one CD.
But that was Stop Smoking and I don't smoke.
If only it had been Start Smoking.
Not happening.
Did you see what it did to Lexa?
Yes, madam, we'll wash that dog for you.
I apologize once again.
Yes, I understand, it's shocking to come in to buy a Lenka Filipová album and leave with Yellow Dog, I get it, but these things happen.
But I don't employ any elderly delinquent, she's just going through a rough patch and experimenting with genres, well that can happen to anyone, right?
Fine, once again I apologize, goodbye, goodbye.
This can't go on.
The old Ozzák was a regular Mother Teresa compared to the new Marcelka, we have to sort this out with that woman or we're done, right?
And Ozzák too.
Him too?
Yeah.
Yesterday he told me I definitively ruined my life when I left the world of pop music.
Good grief.
Well in that case we're dealing with Lexa too.
Wait, don't you think this distinguished, intelligent young man is better than that doofus?
No, please, let's play that CD for ourselves too.
Some CD.
Then we'll be completely different and the changes around us won't bother us at all.
I'd also like to experiment with spray paint.
Wait, that's an idea.
Where are those CDs?
Here.
We'll just play them backwards and that'll do it.
And if I take care of Marcelka, you take Ozzák, what about Lexa?
Saša, this is really important.
Play this CD for Lexa, but don't listen to it yourself, understand?
I really can't?
No.
Fine, I promise.
Oh well.
Calm your breathing.
Sleep.
Welcome to this demotivational CD that will help you discover your worse self.
Try not to feel the vibrations of my voice and do not surrender to them.
Because right now...
We will ascend into your superconsciousness and gradually block all your chakras.
Not quite.
Good day.
Do you have that Dalibor Janda album, the one with Fire, Water, Wind?
Certainly.
What's with you guys?
How come you're not yelling at me?
You've changed!
Good day.
Yeah, no wonder.
Hey.
You've got a new T-shirt, right?
Yeah, looks good on you.
Yeah.
Then stop staring.