1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 https://slama.dev/comeback/ 2 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:11,250 Ozzák, where did you get these? 3 00:00:11,250 --> 00:00:14,270 I got them from a nice man yesterday in front of the savings bank. 4 00:00:14,550 --> 00:00:16,110 Not the one that got robbed. 5 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:18,450 But it wasn't him. 6 00:00:18,590 --> 00:00:19,930 He said he was already calling the police. 7 00:00:19,970 --> 00:00:21,050 So I saved him the phone call. 8 00:00:22,050 --> 00:00:23,550 And what did you get them for? 9 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:25,650 I let him stay at our place overnight. 10 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:31,240 I was wondering why you made an even bigger mess by the fridge than usual. 11 00:00:31,550 --> 00:00:34,440 Oh hey, and a five hundred went missing from her wallet. 12 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:36,010 Yeah, I took that. 13 00:00:36,010 --> 00:00:37,250 I need to buy a new bedsheet. 14 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:38,830 You know, he had some really wild sleep. 15 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:39,190 Yeah. 16 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,650 So why don't you buy it with your own money? 17 00:00:41,790 --> 00:00:43,170 Because a thousand went missing from me. 18 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:46,250 Look, bro. 19 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,640 These drums can't stay here. 20 00:00:48,780 --> 00:00:49,640 So take them home. 21 00:00:49,820 --> 00:00:51,360 Cool, bro, I'll put them in the living room. 22 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:52,360 Excellent spot. 23 00:00:52,380 --> 00:00:53,740 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 24 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,160 Now that I think about it. 25 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:56,600 Let's leave them here, yeah? 26 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:58,760 What do you say, Marcelka? 27 00:01:00,050 --> 00:01:03,950 As long as Ozzák doesn't play during work hours, I have no objections. 28 00:01:34,450 --> 00:01:36,150 I really think he likes you. 29 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,320 When Kometa sent you to wipe the board? 30 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:41,950 When any girl goes to wipe the board, everyone stares, Saša. 31 00:01:42,050 --> 00:01:44,440 But not every girl wipes it in her bra. 32 00:01:45,950 --> 00:01:50,210 And in the locker room, when he let you go ahead of him, he was looking at you with those blue eyes of his. 33 00:01:50,350 --> 00:01:55,630 Oh man, I wish I knew what it's like when someone is interested in you, when they notice you. 34 00:01:55,630 --> 00:01:57,050 You don't even know what you've got. 35 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:57,690 What do I have? 36 00:01:58,330 --> 00:01:58,810 Peace. 37 00:01:59,490 --> 00:02:01,470 You don't walk around all winter with snow down your neck. 38 00:02:01,650 --> 00:02:03,810 Your butt isn't covered in bruises from pinching. 39 00:02:03,910 --> 00:02:06,170 When was the last time someone stuck gum in your hair? 40 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:08,500 Never, nobody. 41 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:11,360 Well, see, nobody stares at your cleavage wherever you go. 42 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,420 At school, on the street, at home. 43 00:02:14,150 --> 00:02:14,980 Let's test it. 44 00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:15,920 Call your brother. 45 00:02:27,350 --> 00:02:31,950 Are you going to bang on those drums every time someone wants to buy a Pavel Vítek album? 46 00:02:32,150 --> 00:02:34,420 Sorry, Marcelka, my ears are ringing. 47 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:34,920 What did you say? 48 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:37,890 Whether those drums... 49 00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:41,350 I still can't hear you. 50 00:02:47,110 --> 00:02:48,270 What do I owe? 51 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:13,250 Lexa. 52 00:03:13,570 --> 00:03:14,210 What? 53 00:03:14,950 --> 00:03:16,150 Look me in the eyes. 54 00:03:18,350 --> 00:03:21,150 See, I'm invisible to him too. 55 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:21,960 Lexa. 56 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:23,000 What is it? 57 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:24,950 Look me in the eyes. 58 00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:29,150 Let's raise the stakes. 59 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:30,370 Lexa. 60 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:34,850 Lexa, what do I have in my hand? 61 00:03:34,990 --> 00:03:35,550 Which one? 62 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,150 Right. 63 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:38,850 I don't know. 64 00:03:39,350 --> 00:03:40,450 Lexa. 65 00:03:40,950 --> 00:03:41,950 Don't bother me now. 66 00:03:43,650 --> 00:03:45,750 Alright, let's step it up. 67 00:03:48,150 --> 00:03:51,050 Hey, you've got a new PDA, where did you get it? 68 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:51,800 Borrowed it. 69 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:54,050 Watch the PDA. 70 00:03:59,350 --> 00:04:00,350 Where is he looking now? 71 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,140 At your butt. 72 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:03,720 See what you're spared from? 73 00:04:03,850 --> 00:04:06,850 Boobs, butt, boobs, PDA, boobs, butt. 74 00:04:07,650 --> 00:04:09,250 Say that one more time. 75 00:04:16,450 --> 00:04:18,610 Tomáš, you have to talk some sense into Ozzák. 76 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:21,750 He's been playing the drums all day and scaring away all our customers. 77 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:23,560 Ozzák, is that true? 78 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:24,440 No. 79 00:04:24,980 --> 00:04:27,340 I haven't sat behind the drums at all today. 80 00:04:28,650 --> 00:04:29,650 Then what's this? 81 00:04:32,050 --> 00:04:35,650 Ozzák, here you are in a photo behind the drums, playing them. 82 00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:36,750 I'm playing, sure. 83 00:04:36,830 --> 00:04:37,630 Can you hear anything? 84 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:39,750 It's a video, press play. 85 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:45,750 Fine, so I was playing. 86 00:04:46,150 --> 00:04:47,950 But only to protect the store. 87 00:04:48,570 --> 00:04:49,570 Protect it from what? 88 00:04:49,610 --> 00:04:50,370 From making money? 89 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:52,670 Bro, what's your deal? 90 00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:55,890 Do you want to make money here, or do you want tasteless idiots coming in? 91 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:57,330 I want to make money. 92 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:57,950 Well there you go! 93 00:04:59,030 --> 00:05:00,510 What are you saying, bro, wake up! 94 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:02,450 Why should he wake up? 95 00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:03,870 You're the one acting crazy. 96 00:05:04,010 --> 00:05:05,310 I'm acting perfectly normal. 97 00:05:05,610 --> 00:05:06,490 Perfectly normal. 98 00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:06,590 Yeah. 99 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:10,070 One customer wanted the Elán album "What Keeps Me Afloat." 100 00:05:10,070 --> 00:05:12,110 And he squirted him with a plastic gun. 101 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:14,750 That is of course completely untrue. 102 00:05:15,330 --> 00:05:15,990 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 103 00:05:15,990 --> 00:05:17,190 Then what is this? 104 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:18,350 That's not for water. 105 00:05:19,650 --> 00:05:20,250 Bro, what are you doing? 106 00:05:20,850 --> 00:05:21,550 Be responsible. 107 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:22,450 What if someone comes in? 108 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:23,790 Responsible? 109 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:24,030 Yeah. 110 00:05:24,170 --> 00:05:26,890 And spraying customers, that's responsible? 111 00:05:27,090 --> 00:05:28,190 He wanted water, he got it. 112 00:05:28,290 --> 00:05:33,330 Fine, so if someone wanted "Fire, Water, Wind" by Dalibor Janda, would you set him on fire, douse him, and aim a fan at him? 113 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:35,150 Everyone's got their methods. 114 00:05:35,850 --> 00:05:36,490 That's enough. 115 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:40,030 There will be no experimenting here, there will be normal selling. 116 00:05:40,870 --> 00:05:45,150 Marcelka, from now on I officially appoint you head of sales. 117 00:05:45,210 --> 00:05:47,550 And you will obey Marcelka to the letter. 118 00:05:47,570 --> 00:05:47,910 Thank you. 119 00:05:47,970 --> 00:05:48,350 You're welcome. 120 00:05:48,510 --> 00:05:50,290 And there will be no playing the drums here. 121 00:05:50,670 --> 00:05:52,190 I'm not playing, I want to practice. 122 00:05:52,190 --> 00:05:53,970 There will be no practicing either. 123 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:55,950 Then I quit. 124 00:06:05,570 --> 00:06:06,170 Ivuška. 125 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:08,450 What'll you give me for a sword? 126 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:09,950 Marcelka gave me these. 127 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:11,400 We used to sell them ages ago. 128 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,800 Zoran's friend made a fortune on them in Croatia. 129 00:06:14,150 --> 00:06:15,160 And what band is this? 130 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:17,150 These are motivational CDs. 131 00:06:18,850 --> 00:06:20,550 Be Successful in Life. 132 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:22,620 Stop Smoking. 133 00:06:22,820 --> 00:06:24,500 Seems pretty harmless. 134 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,140 Stop Smoking Two. 135 00:06:27,650 --> 00:06:31,450 Get Over Your Addiction to Motivational CDs. 136 00:06:32,550 --> 00:06:35,550 Ministry of Health Warning. 137 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:39,950 Motivational CDs may seriously damage your mental health. 138 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:42,250 Let's try it. 139 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:44,820 You trust the Minister of Health? 140 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:45,360 No. 141 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:51,750 Discover Your Better Self. 142 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:59,830 Welcome to this motivational CD that will help you discover your better self. 143 00:06:59,830 --> 00:07:00,310 Nonsense. 144 00:07:00,650 --> 00:07:04,170 Tune into my voice and relax your body. 145 00:07:04,370 --> 00:07:05,050 Rubbish. 146 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:07,850 Now close your eyes. 147 00:07:08,850 --> 00:07:09,850 I don't give a damn. 148 00:07:11,850 --> 00:07:12,950 Fall asleep. 149 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:18,450 Feel the vibrations of my voice and surrender to them. 150 00:07:19,950 --> 00:07:27,050 Now we will descend into your subconscious and gradually unblock all your chakras. 151 00:07:34,150 --> 00:07:36,250 It looks like it's actually working on him. 152 00:07:36,750 --> 00:07:39,150 Ozzák is right, it's nonsense. 153 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,380 He stopped breathing. 154 00:07:57,650 --> 00:07:59,350 Don't tell me we're going to have to listen to the whole thing. 155 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:02,820 Ivuška, as far as I'm concerned, I'm definitely not going to listen. 156 00:08:15,050 --> 00:08:16,450 You will now wake up. 157 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:19,890 And your new life will begin. 158 00:08:48,550 --> 00:08:50,090 So Ozzák didn't lock up again last night. 159 00:08:50,950 --> 00:08:52,630 I might as well have invited the burglars in. 160 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:53,830 Don't say that twice. 161 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,550 But last night he apparently invited an angel. 162 00:08:55,850 --> 00:08:56,830 What do you mean? 163 00:08:57,150 --> 00:08:59,550 His bed was made and someone aired out the room. 164 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:01,950 Well that's a mystery. 165 00:09:04,950 --> 00:09:08,450 Dear bro, I really want to apologize for yesterday. 166 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:12,950 Although first I should apologize to the ladies. 167 00:09:13,450 --> 00:09:16,950 Marcelka, please forgive my behavior yesterday. 168 00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:21,950 And if it's at all possible, I'd like to take back my resignation. 169 00:09:21,950 --> 00:09:23,400 What happened to you? 170 00:09:24,350 --> 00:09:25,350 Where did you sleep? 171 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:28,080 I slept at home, in my own bed. 172 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,060 I was thinking almost the entire night. 173 00:09:30,550 --> 00:09:35,800 And then I got up early this morning and made you coffee and some breakfast. 174 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:40,150 So now just go next door, you can have breakfast. 175 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:47,650 Go on, before it gets cold. 176 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:48,360 Well. 177 00:09:54,450 --> 00:09:56,350 Welcome, Mr. Ozzák. 178 00:09:56,950 --> 00:10:00,150 What about our tough guys' greeting? 179 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:05,350 You know, my boy, there are more important things in the world than repeating empty rituals. 180 00:10:05,650 --> 00:10:06,150 But you taught me that greeting. 181 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:11,650 Perhaps it would be better if you called me Mr. Pacovský. 182 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:16,620 And instead of pestering me, you should be thinking about important things. 183 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:21,050 Like studies, career, creating value. 184 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,000 But... 185 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:28,050 I came to get a Citrón CD and I wanted to ask if I could play the drums sometimes. 186 00:10:28,150 --> 00:10:39,350 Wanting to learn to play a musical instrument is commendable, but rather than listening to Citrón, you should be listening to more demanding CDs now. 187 00:10:40,130 --> 00:10:42,030 You think I'm ready for doom metal? 188 00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:48,630 Discover Your Better Self. 189 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,050 For starters. 190 00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:57,550 This is really serious. 191 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,830 Said Lexa to my cleavage. 192 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,200 I lost a friend. 193 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,340 Your teddy bear Béďa went missing? 194 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,680 No, I found him under the bed. 195 00:11:10,450 --> 00:11:15,850 Well, I never had any teddy bear Béďa and especially not in bed. 196 00:11:17,950 --> 00:11:19,450 I lost Ozzák. 197 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,700 Oh, he probably just got held up at the pub. 198 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,860 He had a fight with Marcelka and dad yesterday. 199 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,020 It'll be fine. 200 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,500 You can go back to your teddy bear. 201 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:30,050 Ozzák is in the store, but he's cleaning. 202 00:11:30,450 --> 00:11:34,050 He talks about career and values and gave me this instead of Citrón. 203 00:11:34,550 --> 00:11:36,850 And I think it wouldn't hurt you to think about yourself. 204 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,360 And what's on that CD? 205 00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:39,860 Maybe it's not such a bad idea. 206 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:40,780 He's not Ozzák anymore. 207 00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:43,850 He says I should call him Mr. Pacovský. 208 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,850 Lexa, will you lend me that CD? 209 00:11:47,350 --> 00:11:48,450 Saša, don't be silly. 210 00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:50,650 You can hear what it did to Ozzák. 211 00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:53,650 That CD can damage your mental health. 212 00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:55,350 Let Lexa try it. 213 00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:56,650 Why me? 214 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,350 Because with you there's nothing left to damage. 215 00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:00,990 Oh right. 216 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:09,550 I really think it's totally pointless to go to a restaurant when I've got food cooked at home. 217 00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:15,650 Right, here we have two goulashes. 218 00:12:16,050 --> 00:12:18,650 And one pork knuckle for Ozzák, it's an appetizer. 219 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:19,330 Beer's coming right up. 220 00:12:19,550 --> 00:12:19,850 Wait a moment! 221 00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:23,350 I ordered salmon with vegetables and still water. 222 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,410 You and your jokes. 223 00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,450 The pork hash will be ready in a minute, just the way you like it. 224 00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:29,130 I demand my order! 225 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:33,150 Listen bro, order something else, a knuckle and hash are all they've ever had here. 226 00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:35,630 Your constant ignoring is really getting on my nerves. 227 00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:37,010 Ozzák, what's wrong with you? 228 00:12:37,450 --> 00:12:38,750 And don't call me Ozzák. 229 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:40,180 I'm František. 230 00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:41,950 Excuse me. 231 00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:49,350 What, did he say František? 232 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,000 Oh right, actually. 233 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,250 That is his first name after all. 234 00:12:53,650 --> 00:12:55,250 Did something happen to him? 235 00:12:55,750 --> 00:13:01,710 Yesterday he was here with some girl and they were discussing the embodiment of solitude in Tarkovsky's work. 236 00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:03,070 Then he paid for her. 237 00:13:03,170 --> 00:13:03,910 And for himself. 238 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,150 That's really weird. 239 00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:10,030 Weird or not, he's selling at the store, not playing the drums. 240 00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:10,770 He cleans at home. 241 00:13:10,910 --> 00:13:11,770 Revenue is up. 242 00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:13,660 Well, just watch out. 243 00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:17,750 I knew a guy who started selling Bibles and within a year shot his entire family. 244 00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:26,810 Here we have that Petr Muk album, madam, there you go. 245 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:31,950 And one Martin Maxa for the aspiring bodybuilder. 246 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:36,650 Of course we have it, look. 247 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,890 There, that's your baby. 248 00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:43,150 Good afternoon. 249 00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:45,780 I hope I'm not disturbing you, Mr. Pacovský. 250 00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:47,250 Not at all, Alexandra. 251 00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:51,770 I'm just reading here that a new hydrating aftershave lotion just appeared on the market. 252 00:13:51,770 --> 00:13:53,090 Do you have any experience with it? 253 00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:53,470 Let me see. 254 00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:59,850 Not yet, although I naturally realize that appearance is part of social interaction. 255 00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:05,450 Lately I've also been thinking about whether I should freshen up my hairstyle. 256 00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:08,890 That would certainly not be a bad idea. 257 00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:12,650 If I may insert myself into your discussion, gentlemen... 258 00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:15,070 But of course, you're always welcome in our discussions. 259 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:21,920 I'd like to enrich the interior of my soul and that's why I've decided to study classical Latin and Greek. 260 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,820 Oh, excellent! 261 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:28,100 That way one can far better understand the foundations of European culture. 262 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:32,340 It's an undeniable advantage when studying medicine and the humanities. 263 00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:32,880 Yes. 264 00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:35,990 I'm also thinking about expanding my education. 265 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:41,150 Study itself is a beautiful thing, but without a diploma one can hardly make it on the job market nowadays. 266 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:45,050 And I'd like to take care of my brother and his daughter one day. 267 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:50,680 Gentlemen, have you already noticed the Impressionist exhibition at the Prague Castle Picture Gallery? 268 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:52,120 I haven't heard about that yet. 269 00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:55,620 I have, and apparently there are works on display never before seen in the Czech Republic. 270 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:59,550 If you wouldn't mind, we could visit it together, the three of us. 271 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:00,740 But of course. 272 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,520 Naturally, I've even already bought the catalogue. 273 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:09,080 My husband unfortunately doesn't appreciate the Impressionists, he confuses them with dentists and he's afraid of those. 274 00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:16,010 Hey, good day. 275 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:16,630 Hi, Iva. 276 00:15:17,030 --> 00:15:18,150 Lexa, look me in the eyes. 277 00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:21,350 But I am looking you in the eyes. 278 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,080 You're looking me in the eyes? 279 00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:26,550 And you didn't even notice what I'm wearing? 280 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,240 I noticed. 281 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,500 I must say, today's youth fashion really frightens me. 282 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,400 In some cases it's genuinely a health concern. 283 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:34,550 How are your kidneys, Iva? 284 00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:36,550 Yeah, you've got a point. 285 00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:38,450 There's a bit of a draft on my kidneys. 286 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:43,250 Especially when I stretch like this. 287 00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:47,750 Lexa, you're still looking me in the eyes. 288 00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:51,740 Marcelka, I must say that those motivational recordings really work. 289 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:52,080 Yes. 290 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:55,450 Ozzák, I mean František, has surpassed you in sales. 291 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,780 Marcelka, I hope this announcement hasn't unsettled you. 292 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:05,740 That I'd be better at sales is expected, though a completely secondary matter. 293 00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:08,920 What matters most is the prosperity of the store as a whole, right? 294 00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:10,060 Certainly. 295 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:11,960 Your success has rattled me. 296 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,960 Actually, pleased me. 297 00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:14,980 I hat... 298 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:17,940 That is, I don't envy you in the slightest. 299 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:18,800 Congratulations. 300 00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:19,910 Thank you. 301 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,850 Things are really happening around here. 302 00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:31,850 Tomáš, where is that box with the motivational CDs? 303 00:16:36,550 --> 00:16:42,960 I truly appreciate that you got up early on a Sunday and so I've prepared you a hearty breakfast. 304 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:43,580 There. 305 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,050 What time is it? 306 00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:47,150 6:30. 307 00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:49,430 6:30? 308 00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:52,710 But of course, how best to celebrate a holiday? 309 00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:53,910 By working. 310 00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:55,950 I've already gotten some done. 311 00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:57,570 I baked those rolls during the night. 312 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:02,890 Oh, Ivuška, please, when you wake up, clean the oven because the cheese splattered a bit. 313 00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:03,750 Where am I? 314 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:09,950 In a long-neglected household, but we'll fix that together soon. 315 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,310 6:30, right. 316 00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:14,090 František, I mean... 317 00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:20,630 František, are you telling me you dragged us out of bed on a Sunday morning at 6:30? 318 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:24,190 Dear bro, I didn't drag anyone, I nicely carried you in here. 319 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:29,690 Oh, and I wrote you a list of chores just in case, there's quite a lot. 320 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:40,750 Vacuum, take out the trash, dust, go shopping, do the laundry, go to the post office, wash the dishes, iron. 321 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:43,460 You're crazy, we can't get all that done. 322 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,500 That's exactly why I woke you up so early. 323 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:55,470 Right, on the napkin. 324 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:02,640 You can't do this. 325 00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:04,150 This is no way for a lady to behave. 326 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:05,850 We have customers coming in. 327 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,060 Ozzák? 328 00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:12,400 You haven't even properly greeted me and you're already slapping me with your petit-bourgeois prejudices. 329 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,960 Look, customers are our common interest, right? 330 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,720 When they feel comfortable here, they'll keep coming back. 331 00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:22,440 Any disharmony can, however, drive them away forever. 332 00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:29,870 Shove your philharmonic into a stiff drink, what good is all that uptightness of yours. 333 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,950 You don't know squat about life anyway. 334 00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:36,300 But I understand you, I do, I was the same way not long ago. 335 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,660 That CD is a miracle! 336 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:44,340 It should be given to everyone for free so that people finally open their eyes. 337 00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:46,630 We'd be broke in no time. 338 00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:48,210 Man, wake up. 339 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:53,950 Life isn't about order, money and personal hygiene. 340 00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:57,510 Order means stress and stomach ulcers. 341 00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,850 You've got to live here, even if it kills you. 342 00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:04,830 Stop that, you're messing everything up now. 343 00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:07,630 Randomly, randomly. 344 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:09,280 That's the right attitude. 345 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:11,120 No, I told you. 346 00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:15,660 We need to have everything in perfect condition here. 347 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:19,850 Yeah, I know what'll keep me going. 348 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,450 In perfect condition. 349 00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:29,090 Wipe it up. 350 00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:35,130 Good day. 351 00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:37,770 Rock and roll, or your life. 352 00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:39,350 Excuse me? 353 00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,750 I'm sorry, my colleague is a bit overworked. 354 00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:44,130 She's suffered a great loss recently. 355 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,520 Poor thing, what happened to her? 356 00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:50,110 She's no longer the top salesperson. 357 00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:52,310 Alright, but can I do something else for you? 358 00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:55,630 Yes, I'd like the new Sami Isi album for my granddaughter. 359 00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:56,590 Good choice. 360 00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:01,130 Marcelka! 361 00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:06,030 Are you making all that racket just because this lady wanted a Sami Isi album? 362 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:06,510 No. 363 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,510 From here it looked that way. 364 00:20:08,510 --> 00:20:11,650 Even if I wanted Al Amery, I'd drum too. 365 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,930 Tomáš, you have to talk to the head of sales. 366 00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:23,430 She's been banging the drums all day and scaring our customers. 367 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:24,330 That's not true. 368 00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:28,250 Ozzák doesn't have a phone, he can't prove it, and I haven't even gone near the drums. 369 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:30,770 Marcelka, you're sitting behind the drums. 370 00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:32,020 And that's not all! 371 00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:35,530 She was even giving customers electric shocks! 372 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,330 They wanted Electric Light Orchestra! 373 00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:43,050 Fine, and if they wanted "Fire, Water, Wind" by Dalibor Janda, would you set him on fire, douse him, and aim a fan at him? 374 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:45,410 He said, but I already said that. 375 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,250 But it's a very good argument, I also used it. 376 00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:48,930 In vain! 377 00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:50,510 She scorched me with an LED lamp! 378 00:20:52,110 --> 00:20:55,990 Marcelka, effective immediately, I'm appointing František here as head of sales. 379 00:20:56,910 --> 00:20:57,890 Thank you, Mr. Owner. 380 00:20:58,030 --> 00:21:00,250 May I now fire the former head of sales? 381 00:21:00,570 --> 00:21:01,350 Capitalist! 382 00:21:01,490 --> 00:21:02,490 Keep your insults to yourself! 383 00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:04,610 Marcelka, it can't go on like this! 384 00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:08,190 Tomáš, you're laced up tight as shoelaces! 385 00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:09,030 Loosen up! 386 00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:13,050 Listen to that CD too! 387 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,630 Discover Your Worse Self? 388 00:21:15,850 --> 00:21:20,050 It must be a bad translation, from Croatian, I actually feel way better after listening to it! 389 00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:26,450 Marcelka, there will be no playing drums here during work hours! 390 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,140 Working classes, I'm calling a strike. 391 00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:30,500 Are you in, Ozzák? 392 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,060 No, I'm a strikebreaker by conviction. 393 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,320 For God's sake, there will be no strike here. 394 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:39,460 CDs will be sold here normally and above all, no drums will be played here. 395 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:44,860 Screw it, this world isn't made for a sober person. 396 00:21:44,860 --> 00:21:45,860 Move it, nerd. 397 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,280 Good day, Mr. Pacovský. 398 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,480 Good day, Mr. Pacovský. 399 00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:57,450 So I ended up applying to the Young Conservatives after all. 400 00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,810 Let's play a CD for ourselves too. 401 00:22:06,810 --> 00:22:10,990 We'll be completely different, we'll do different things than now. 402 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,630 You already got one CD. 403 00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:15,490 But that was Stop Smoking and I don't smoke. 404 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,610 If only it had been Start Smoking. 405 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:18,550 Not happening. 406 00:22:18,950 --> 00:22:20,450 Did you see what it did to Lexa? 407 00:22:20,850 --> 00:22:24,150 Yes, madam, we'll wash that dog for you. 408 00:22:24,450 --> 00:22:26,250 I apologize once again. 409 00:22:27,050 --> 00:22:34,150 Yes, I understand, it's shocking to come in to buy a Lenka Filipová album and leave with Yellow Dog, I get it, but these things happen. 410 00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:43,650 But I don't employ any elderly delinquent, she's just going through a rough patch and experimenting with genres, well that can happen to anyone, right? 411 00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:46,950 Fine, once again I apologize, goodbye, goodbye. 412 00:22:48,850 --> 00:22:50,250 This can't go on. 413 00:22:50,450 --> 00:22:55,780 The old Ozzák was a regular Mother Teresa compared to the new Marcelka, we have to sort this out with that woman or we're done, right? 414 00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:57,040 And Ozzák too. 415 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:58,320 Him too? 416 00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:58,680 Yeah. 417 00:22:59,650 --> 00:23:04,650 Yesterday he told me I definitively ruined my life when I left the world of pop music. 418 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:05,480 Good grief. 419 00:23:06,190 --> 00:23:08,190 Well in that case we're dealing with Lexa too. 420 00:23:08,190 --> 00:23:12,750 Wait, don't you think this distinguished, intelligent young man is better than that doofus? 421 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,940 No, please, let's play that CD for ourselves too. 422 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:20,280 Some CD. 423 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:23,240 Then we'll be completely different and the changes around us won't bother us at all. 424 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,840 I'd also like to experiment with spray paint. 425 00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:29,050 Wait, that's an idea. 426 00:23:29,850 --> 00:23:30,800 Where are those CDs? 427 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:31,040 Here. 428 00:23:32,150 --> 00:23:34,950 We'll just play them backwards and that'll do it. 429 00:23:35,450 --> 00:23:39,450 And if I take care of Marcelka, you take Ozzák, what about Lexa? 430 00:23:39,950 --> 00:23:41,570 Saša, this is really important. 431 00:23:42,150 --> 00:23:45,850 Play this CD for Lexa, but don't listen to it yourself, understand? 432 00:23:45,850 --> 00:23:46,350 I really can't? 433 00:23:47,570 --> 00:23:47,750 No. 434 00:23:48,950 --> 00:23:50,180 Fine, I promise. 435 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:51,000 Oh well. 436 00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:16,450 Calm your breathing. 437 00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:18,750 Sleep. 438 00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:37,840 Welcome to this demotivational CD that will help you discover your worse self. 439 00:24:38,350 --> 00:24:42,860 Try not to feel the vibrations of my voice and do not surrender to them. 440 00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:44,720 Because right now... 441 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:51,950 We will ascend into your superconsciousness and gradually block all your chakras. 442 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:26,050 Not quite. 443 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:38,190 Good day. 444 00:25:38,490 --> 00:25:39,150 Good day. 445 00:25:40,950 --> 00:25:44,330 Do you have that Dalibor Janda album, the one with Fire, Water, Wind? 446 00:25:44,330 --> 00:25:44,810 Certainly. 447 00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:01,850 What's with you guys? 448 00:26:02,650 --> 00:26:04,350 How come you're not yelling at me? 449 00:26:04,950 --> 00:26:06,550 You've changed! 450 00:26:07,460 --> 00:26:08,060 Good day. 451 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:09,950 Yeah, no wonder. 452 00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:10,560 Hey. 453 00:26:10,950 --> 00:26:12,400 You've got a new T-shirt, right? 454 00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:14,180 Yeah, looks good on you. 455 00:26:14,180 --> 00:26:14,860 Yeah. 456 00:26:15,850 --> 00:26:17,450 Then stop staring.